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matthewsagan:

deleting lame unnecessary comments when you reblog a popular post

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(Source: matthewsagan, via foodmouse)

thatisnotahat:

I’ve been watching this for 5 minutes and giggling like an idiot.

ofools:

you: bro, i’m having a heart attack bro, preform CPR on me bro

me: ok but no homo [punches your chest in a CPR like way]

wretchedoftheearth:

once one of my best friends told me that i was wearing too much makeup (i was wearing lip gloss and mascara) and told me that i should have a look that’s more like my other friend (who wears a full face of makeup every day) as she looks more natural and that moment made me realize that men truly do not understand what makeup looks like

(via idle-singer)

theperksofshuttingthefuckup:

i remember once i was walking to class near this group of guys and one of them saw his girlfriend and one of his friends was like “c’mon man bros before hoes” and the guy looked him dead in the eye and said “she’s the bro and y’all bitches are the hoes” before going to talk to his girlfriend and i have never seen a group of guys in sagging jeans and ridiculous shoes look so offended 

(via sealfie)

shinytoysoldiers:

fuchsimeon:

pleatedjeans:

via

At first I was like “oh some guy being a really awesome athlete” AND THEN I REALIZED WHAT I WAS ACTUALLY LOOKING AT

OHM Y GOD
hyyerrus:

this just gave me life