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thievinggenius:

Tattoo done by Chad Lenjer.
@challenjer
ruinedchildhood:

Domino’s knows whats up
memeofficial:

Surfboart
thepizzadog:

Beyonce Delivers

last-of-the-american-zombies:

Reasons to be a mermaid;

  1. No pants.
  2. No periods.
  3. Perfect hair.
  4. You can lure men to their death.
  5. Free clam bra.

(via killersgrinon)

religiousdad:

bewbin:

spicysalamislammer:

bewbin:

I have a really bad headache. Medical side of tumblr what should I do?

smack your head into a wall until it goes away

ok i did that now there is a hole in my wall. Carpenter side of tumblr how do i fix this?

ya gotta fuck it

(via childhoodgames)

crazycatladyxv:

dannydevitosdaughter:

I hate that I started wearing makeup bc now I feel ugly without it

My life story

Well what did you think was gonna happen when you put fire in an animal’s face? What an idiot.
tylerchokely:

tombol-r:

so what exactly are we building here

a good time

cumaddict72:

chekhov:

So this hot substitute logged into netflix and I wrote down the email with which he did it and used a service (it cost like $2) to find all other accounts connected to that email and I found his (private) twitter so I made a fake twitter of a hot girl and added a bunch of tweets over the course of a month to make it look legit and then I requested to follow him and he let me and he is the most goddamn boring person in the world

you need to be arrested

(via idle-singer)

benfoldsone:

okaysizedbangtheory:

you done it

congration


Bahaha this is like when i write on cakes. I forgot the h in birthday the other week.