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clannyphantom:

i will never understand teenage boys ever because a boy in my gym class said he would feel uncomfortable if there was a gay guy in the change room with them and not even 5 minutes later he tried to shove a hockey stick up his friends ass

(via idle-singer)

xwatchmerise:

liyahetman:

Very rare - black orchid or Cymbidium Kiwi Midnight.

😍
tastefullyoffensive:

[jimbenton]

selmabouvier:

i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”

(Source: paulbearer, via idle-singer)

thinsquids:

Old crystal ball and hourglassinstagram: @emcrockpot
5-mai:

povestea-emei:

brokensmile-deadeyes:

ohmy-gingersnaps:

This gif has increased my level of happiness exponentially. The more I watch it, the happier I get. 

Awwww

watch out, the “monster” is commiiiiing :)))

I don’t understand people that don’t like cats. Just look at this cutie pie! <3
racheldorothy:

surgeongenerals:

i feel like this is really important

OH. MY. GOD.

geekerypokery:

jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process

(via killersgrinon)

mauridianhallow:

lambishwolf:

toptumbles:

This is called humanity


I have nothing to say on this, these people are the pinnacle of human compassion, and that is all there is to it.

leftists:

In fifth grade we were making little clay statues and mine came out shitty so I left a big air pocket in it so it would explode when the teacher put it in the kiln and it exploded so hard it destroyed ten other kids’s statues and they were all on the verge of tears I thought it was really funny I still do

(Source: chekhov, via killersgrinon)